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Here's how last night worked out:

• Nick kept himself and Lucas awake until 9:15-ish last night. Part of the problem is that the sun doesn't set until 9:40 at night.
• I have decided that trying to get a three year old to bed is slow torture no matter what time the sun sets
• The dog wouldn't stop growling at fireworks and miscellaneous phantom threats
• The seasonal across the street (who I have bitchily nicknamed "Rainbow") has a hyena cackle/laugh that is REALLY terrible when she is drunk
• Dog also growled at the seasonal hyena's cackle
• Finally asleep around 2:30 am? Maybe?
• Woke up to Nick yelling at me to come cover him up at 6:13am.  
• Nick woke Lucas up.  Crying and screaming ensued.
• 6:45am - still screaming.  Everyone tired buy no one's asleep.
• 7:08 am I discover cat pee AND poop on a new bath mat I had purchased yesterday.  The cat had been locked in the bathroom (there is food and water there, just no litter box)
• Nick demands food.  
• I am too tired to focus - can't stop yawning
• I offer cheerios - Lucas takes cheerios without milk
• Nick gets specific and yells something about wanting soup
• I bust open a random package of Ramen and hand him the dry block of noodles in a ziplock plastic container I pull from the dish rack
• Breakfast is served