- Stop fighting! You both can somersault together.
- Get off the dog. GET OFF THE DAMN DOG!!!
- We shower because no one likes a stinky butt.
- You ARE getting in the shower because you DO have a stinky butt.
- Be nice to the ant, he has important things to do today.
- No I did brush his hair today. It is naturally like that.
- It isn't nice to drive your truck over his foot, look he's bleeding. You should apologize.
- Get off the hood of the car NOW.
- Don't make me beat you (said jokingly and met with laughter from both kids)
- Next time you are both going to wear bike helmets!
- I don't know if a spider can throw up. I've never seen a spider throw up, have you?
6 days ago
I like the ant one best! Only minutes ago I had to tell Zoe that toothbrushes do not go in the potty. It won't be the last time I say it, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteI can say the same thing about Sara's hair. "it just looks like that..." I don't know when it will stop looking like that.
ReplyDeleteA spider throwing up is a hilarious image.
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