Broccoli Salad Ghetto Style

It just occurred to me while talking to my sister that I forgot a vegetable for Thanksgiving (no, yams and mashed potatoes don't count). And we are eating in 2 hours. I had broccoli so I looked up a recipe and found one that I could make with ingredients I had on hand. Don't pat me on the back yet. This recipe involves 8 American Cheese slices. I don't think it gets any more rugged than American Cheese slices slapped on top of vegetables smothered in cream of mushroom soup then topped with smashed "buttery crackers". This should be interesting. I think I might clog a vital artery with this one.