Things I've screeched today:
- Noooo! Don't hand me your poop! GO put it in the toilet! Ahhhhh Jesus!
- Nick get off the counter!
- Nick don't sit on your brother's face!
- Nick get out of the litter boxes!!! DAMN IT!!! AJJJJJ!!!!
- Nick go help your Dad scrub off the marker you put on the cabinets.
- Lucas stop pushing out farts in the (bath) tub!
Things I've thought about today:
- One day Lucas is going to poop in the bathtub on accident because he's trying to make fart bubbles.
- I don't remember doing this to my parents.
- Why did he take his diaper off and let a turd roll out?
- Should I shampoo the carpet again now that it's had a turd on it?
- What am I going to do with AJ gone all next week?
- How am I going to keep Nick out of the Emergency Room?
- Where did that pile of dirty laundry come from????
sara like to do the "pushing a fart out" thing too. Not necessarily in the bathtub. Everywhere.
ReplyDeleteI said something the other day and I heard myself and immediately thought, "oh my god, that is such a MOM thing to say." What happened??