Things I've Said in 48 hours

• Guys, put the lid on the toilet tank back on.
• Guys, who pulled the float out of the toilet tank?
• Yes now the water won't stop running.  That's why we need the float in there.  Where did you put it? 
• Boys, leave the toilet plunger alone.  No you can't put it in the kitchen sink.  Put it away.
• Lucas,  DO NOT pull a chair over with someone sitting in it, you will hurt your brother.
• Nick what do you think the growling hissing cat was trying to tell you?  Now stop crying and don't mess with the kitty.
• Nick?  Did you hit that little boy?  Use your words.  Why are you both crying?  Somebody stop crying and tell me what happened. (still don't know what went down)
• Yes butternut squash are sort of like pumpkins
• Lucas stop trying to take the computer screen apart, you will break it. 
• Lucas did you find all the screws to the blender?  Will you please put the blender back together?
• Nick, string cheese is not dinner.
• Nick stop spitting.  Nick STOP SPITTING.
• No you can't have another apple, you only ate the skin off of this one.  Finish this one and then you can have another one. Why are you crying?  This is the best part of the apple.
• Put the cat down.
• Why are you walking around with only one arm in your shirt sleeve?  Aren't you cold? Seriously put your other arm in your sleeve.
• Don't copy your brother.  Both of you use your shirt sleeves. Fine.  Get cold. 
• HEY!!! Stop smothering your brother.
• Put my couch back together.  Why are the cushions in the closet?
• Don't throw ice at each other!
• Nick why are you scooting across the floor like that?
• Nick if you poop in your diaper you need to tell me instead of sitting in it and scooting across the floor. 
• Yes it is warm.  Ok.  I can see how it would feel like a big booger but you still need a clean diaper. (he really said it felt warm like a big booger)
• DO NOT PUT THE DOG LEASH ON YOUR BROTHER.