Things I've Said Lately

"Nobody wants to eat off a spoon that has been down your pants."

"Stop choking your brother!"

"If you are going to explore your body then you need a bath first."

"Nick don't close the toilet lid while your brother is going potty!"

"No, Lucas that is a Lady." "Lucas stop arguing with me, that is a lady!" (She was 2 feet away and able to hear)

"Sit your butt down and watch your cartoons quietly!!!" (I never thought I'd order my child to watch TV)